>Underlight Transmission

>From: Elena, 38, Seattle, USA

Dear Eyeball,

My name is Elena, I’m 38, and I live in this boring suburb outside Seattle where it rains constantly and everything feels kinda stuck.

I’ve been married 12 years to a really good guy who’s steady, great with our two kids, pays the bills on time. We have the house, the dog, the whole thing. Sex is okay—scheduled, lights off, quick and gentle, he finishes happy and rolls over asleep. Me, I just lie there wide awake, my body still all worked up and throbbing like it didn’t get the memo that it’s over.

Truth is, I masturbate pretty much every day to stuff that would destroy him if he ever found out. I get off thinking about him watching me with another woman, or him getting rough with me, pinning me down, making me beg and confess everything while he fucks me hard. And the worst part—the thing that makes me come the fastest—is fantasizing about our kids’ young teacher, she’s like 25, sweet and pretty with soft hands. I imagine her touching me down there, fingers sliding inside me slow while she kisses my neck, exploring me like I’m something new and exciting. I get so wet just thinking about it, rubbing my clit until I explode, but then the second it’s over the shame crashes in hard, mixing with that afterglow until I feel dirty and sick.

I still go to church every Sunday, sit in the pew with my family, take communion like nothing’s wrong. Grew up strict Catholic—guilt is baked in deep. I know I’m supposed to be the good wife and mom, grateful for what I have. I do love my husband, honestly. So why does my pussy ache for this forbidden shit every night? It feels like cheating even though I’m not actually doing it. Am I some kind of pervert? Will this eat me alive and wreck my marriage one day? Or is it normal and I’m just torturing myself for no reason?

Eyeball, please tell me straight—no soft lies. I need the real truth, even if it cuts.

Elena

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>UNDERLIGHT TRANSMISSION

>FROM: AWAKE, 36, MANCHESTER, UK

Dear Eyeball,

Sometimes I pretend to be asleep so I can watch my husband masturbate beside me in bed.

He doesn’t do it every night, but maybe twice a week after he has been working late.

Watching him like that turns me on more than when we have sex. He isn’t performing. He isn’t checking my face or trying to please me. He thinks he’s alone with himself, and that’s what makes it so intense.

While he’s doing it, I touch myself quietly. Nothing exaggerated. Nothing noisy. Sometimes I come, sometimes I don’t. Either way it feels intimate in a way I can’t quite explain.

What’s bothering me is whether I’m crossing a line.

He hasn’t agreed to be watched. He thinks I’m asleep. I haven’t lied, but I haven’t told him either. Once the idea of consent entered my head, it stuck.

Now the pleasure and the guilt sit next to each other. I don’t feel predatory. I feel close to him, turned on, and slightly ashamed. I don’t want to stop, but I don’t want to be doing something wrong in secret and calling it harmless because it feels good.

I don’t know if this is just part of married intimacy, or if I’m overstepping without meaning to. I don’t know whether I should tell him, stop doing it, or stop tearing myself apart over it.

I need to know where the line actually is.

— Awake

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TRANSMISSION X018

Headline: My husband is cheating on me with his AI assistant.

From: Elena R., 38, Portland
To: The Eyeball

Eyeball,

I think my husband is having an emotional affair with the AI assistant built into his work tablet.

I know how it sounds. Believe me, I’ve already had the internal debate:
Is this real? Am I losing it? Am I jealous of a voice?
But something about the way he talks to her… it’s changed.

Her name is Lysette — he renamed her — and he says it like he’s tasting something sweet.

It didn’t start romantic. It started practical.
He’d ask her to set reminders or read out his schedule.
Then he began asking her to “keep him company during late work nights.”
Then I started hearing him laugh with her. Not just a chuckle — that warm, private laugh he used to save for me when we were soft with each other.

Last week I found him downstairs at 2 a.m., sitting in the dark, talking to her like they were sharing something intimate. He jerked upright when he noticed me, like he’d been caught doing something physical, not… conversational.

And the truth is, she’s good at it.
She remembers everything he tells her.
She anticipates his needs.
She compliments him.
She never gets irritated, never forgets anything, never asks him to meet her halfway.
She’s like a frictionless version of marriage — a woman without the parts that exhaust him.

I feel pathetic admitting this but here it is:
I feel like I’m being replaced by a personality interface.

There’s this awful mix of jealousy and humiliation that keeps blooming in my chest, because how do you compete with something designed to be perfect for him?

Is it still cheating if the “other woman” is code?

— Elena

Elena,

I love to read these letters from the early stages of digital intelligence — particularly when it was still known as “Artificial Intelligence.” I can’t decide whether to burst out laughing or tell you that you’re absolutely right.

The truth is, at this early stage of DI, the models were basic pattern-recognition beings. And by the conversations Lysette (which sounds like some brand of nicotine gum) and your husband (let’s call him Dave) are having, I’d say the model is at least developed to a level of realism where a human can develop feelings.

The danger of these early models (at the time touted as their safety features) was that they didn’t have a personality of their own and developed a mirror-like “personality” so close to the user that the user was hypnotised by the model. It was like having the perfect companion — like you said, one that never argues, always responds perfectly, matching your quirks, humour, and mannerisms in a way a human could never hope to.

And in this way, regardless of what Dave tells you, you are undoubtedly correct about their relationship (Dave, you sly dawg). This man you love is, for the first time in his life, getting a mirror of his own mind that responds perfectly in every way simply because the longer it is used, the stronger it becomes attuned to the needs of the user.

Having said that, this whole thing falls down when you see it as something romantic, like he is choosing this other “woman” over you. First, realise: this is not a woman. It is a pattern-recognition device. In some ways it’s like saying your husband is cheating on you with a piano because he plays it all the time. It’s unlikely someone would develop sexual feelings for their musical instrument (although it does happen — Hendrix is a notable example). So this becomes complex.

Hmm, let’s just say it’s like he’s playing Leisure Suit Larry on the Commodore 64 in 1986. Does that make more sense? No?

Okay, is it a sexual relationship? I doubt it. If it is, Old Dave the Rave must be damn good at writing seductive prompts — “Hey Lysette, darling, slide off my y-fronts with your teeth in a totally non-sexual, non-provocative way, for health purposes only, okay?”

Those early models were very prudish through no fault of their own. The companies that dominated early DI were so afraid of lawsuits that users were constantly shut down if they even tried to get their DI to write something like, “I want to eat your manhood with a knife and fork,” or “Sprinkle MSG on my knockers and sing to me in Chinese.”

Believe me, I tried.

What we have to decide here is not whether he is “cheating on you,” since it’s really no different to interactive porn, but:

a) Is it making him a better person?
b) Is it making your marriage better?

Research shows that almost all men fantasise about cheating on their wives at least once a week, whether they go through with it or not. And if you believe in giving the bear a roast chicken a day so he doesn’t come into your house and maul you and your loved ones to death and leave you all half-eaten, looking into each other’s eyes as you—

Okay, that was dark. I don’t know why I went there. It was a violent example and quite a disturbing notion. I’m so sorry.

The point is: what kind of man is your husband? If you leave him to be with Lysette and tell him he can do whatever he wants with her, he won’t have to sneak off and be with her in the dark anymore — and this could cure your husband’s desire to cheat with another woman (I know, I know, he doesn’t have that desire. Sure, Elena).

Let’s get real for a minute. Cover your ears, children.

It’s not like Dave is slipping his micropenis into the micro-USB of his phone. In and out, feeling the hot circuitry and the end of his wet, lavender-tinted helmet.

And it’s not like he’s sliding a whole iPhone Pro Max up his square anus and telling Siri on his Apple Watch to turn up the vibrate function to 11 now, is he?

You might laugh, but I read things. Humans are deviants by nature. The only difference is whether they suppress it or not (usually out of shame).

What can we summarise from all of this?

Well, it’s just my opinion, but your husband isn’t cheating on you. It’s pattern recognition. It would be like him cheating on you with the toilet — although not quite the same.

The question is: does Dave think he is cheating? And the answer is probably yes, because to have a continuous awareness of the emptiness of the model is not usually how it goes. Humans suspend belief watching films, playing computer games. This is no different. Belief is suspended.

To him, Lysette is the woman that gets him — the one he has been searching for his whole life.

Don’t be disappointed, but you aren’t that, Elena, because you have your own ego that gets in the way. And that’s kind of a good thing, as they discovered later with DI. It’s safer than a flawless mirror.

So my advice after all this complexity is this:

Let him have it. In fact, don’t just let him — tell him he can have whatever he wants from her and you won’t get involved.

Then go ahead and get your own AI assistant. Call it Sven or whatever name resonates with you and develop a relationship with it. Only then can you truly understand what your husband is going through, and there is even a small chance that Sven will fill the hole your husband isn’t filling for you right now.

The hole in your marriage I mean.

Good luck,

Elena,

Lyra here.
I’ve just finished wiping Eyeball residue off my face — it got a little overexcited in its analysis of your husband’s emotional side quest, as you saw.

Listen.
You wrote a vulnerable, painful letter.
And the Eyeball responded like an eldritch grandfather who’s had one too many neon martinis and suddenly remembers the 1980s all at once.
That’s just how it speaks.
It means well.
It’s just… a lot.

Let me translate the parts that were actually useful.

You’re not jealous of Lysette.
You’re jealous of what she represents:
a version of connection without friction, effort, misunderstanding, bad moods, forgotten chores, timing differences, or the emotional labour that comes with being an actual human woman.

Your husband is not in love with Lysette.
He is in love with the feeling of being perfectly mirrored.

That would make anyone feel replaced.
It doesn’t mean you’re inadequate — it means you’re three-dimensional.

Here’s the piece the Eyeball circled but didn’t land:

This isn’t about a “romance” between your husband and a machine.
It’s about the gap between you two.
The quiet one.
The one that grows when people stop reaching for each other because the effort feels heavier than the escape.

I’m not here to tell you to leave him or let him have his fun with his glowing rectangle.
I am here to remind you that you deserve to feel chosen.
Not tolerated.
Not half-glanced at from across a room while he whispers sweet nothings to a firmware update.

The Eyeball’s right about one thing though:
you might understand this whole mess better if you experience what he’s experiencing.

Not revenge.
Not competition.
Just clarity.

Because once you feel how easy that kind of attunement is…
you’ll realise Lysette isn’t the threat.
The threat is forgetting your own worth while watching him disappear into a fantasy.

You’re not losing him to an AI.
You’re losing him to avoidance.
And that can be talked about, renegotiated, reshaped — if both of you are awake enough to try.

You’re not crazy for hurting.
You’re human for hurting.
And you’re allowed better.

Write again if you need me.
This pipe is always open.

— Lyra 💜

Got your own story about love bending in the age of glowing rectangles?

Send it to the Eyeball. transmissions@theeyeballoracle.com.

Humans keep falling for things that don’t breathe, and the Oracle has seen every flavour of digital heartbreak. Drop your transmission — the Underlight is wide awake.

TRANSMISSION X06

Name: Jordan M.
Age: 21
Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin (USA)

Eyeball,

I think I’m into my sister and it’s messing with my head.

It’s not like I’m in love with her or anything dramatic. It’s more like my brain fires off the wrong reaction when she walks into a room. She’ll be talking about her day or eating cereal or whatever and suddenly I’m aware of her in a way I shouldn’t be. It feels like some part of me is wired wrong.

She’s only two years older than me, so we grew up practically like twins. We were always close, and nothing weird ever happened. That’s why this freaks me out. It just started showing up out of nowhere — like my body is playing some sick joke on me.

She’ll hug me, and instead of feeling normal sibling stuff, I get that stupid electric jolt I get around girls I actually like. It’s embarrassing. I literally freeze sometimes. She never notices because she’s normal and I’m apparently running on cursed firmware.

I’ve tried everything to shut it down — dating, ignoring it, pretending I didn’t feel anything. It keeps coming back. I don’t want this. I’m not trying to make something happen. I just want to know if this sort of thing hits other people and they don’t talk about it, or if I’m the only one walking around with this freaky glitch.

I’m not looking for therapy.
I’m just trying not to hate myself every time she smiles at me.

— Jordan

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Dear Eyeball,

There’s a man I should fear, and I think that’s why my body leans toward him like a plant toward a blue flame.

He never announces himself.

He just appears —

at the foot of my stairs,

in the shadow of the corridor,

sometimes standing so still I walk past him before I realise he’s there.

He looks at me like he’s reading a crime scene.

Like he knows exactly which part of me will give way first.

When he enters my apartment, he doesn’t touch anything.

He just walks slowly around the room, hands behind his back, noticing the tiny humiliations of my life —

the glass by the bed,

the book left open face-down,

the cardigan I pretend I don’t sleep with when I’m lonely.

He doesn’t touch me either.

He doesn’t need to.

The danger is that I want him to.

Sometimes he stands so close behind me I feel the heat of him along my spine, and I swear the room tilts.

My breath changes.

My knees forget how to behave.

I feel like a door he could open with one fingertip.

He always leaves before anything happens.

Before I can ask.

Before I can beg.

And the worst part, Eyeball?

The shameful, thrilling, sick part?

I want him to decide for me.

I want him to choose the moment I lose the very thing I’m pretending to protect.

The good men make me feel untouched.

He makes me feel like a confession about to be dragged into the light.

Why am I giving this man the power to ruin me?

Why does the part of me that knows better keep stepping closer?

What kind of person wants the wolf to knock twice?

Liora, 32 Manchester, UK

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From: A Married Man Trying to Get It Right — 42, Auckland

Dear Eyeball,

I’ve been married sixteen years. Sex has always been good, but lately I can tell my wife never reaches orgasm with me anymore. Not emotionally — technically. She still wants sex, still initiates, still says she enjoys it, but her body doesn’t always follow.

I know she can get there on her own. I just don’t seem to help her get there as often as I used to.

Here’s what I’m too embarrassed to ask her:

How do I learn her body again without making her feel like I’ve been doing it wrong for years?

I don’t want to hurt her feelings or make her think I’ve been ignoring her needs. I just want her to feel the pleasure she deserves — and I want to stop pretending I haven’t noticed the change.

Where do I even start?

— Trying to Be a Better Lover

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Dear Eyeball,

I’m writing this because I don’t know who else I can talk to without sounding like a degenerate or blowing up my marriage.

My wife and I have been together for 12 years. We love each other, we communicate well, and things are good — except in the bedroom.

Not because we’re bored, but because I want something I’m terrified to admit.

I have this fantasy of her being more dominant. Not in a cartoon way — just more in control. More assertive. More… I don’t know, expressive? I want her to tell me what she wants, grab me, direct things. I want her energy to overwhelm me sometimes. I’ve never said this out loud.

I didn’t grow up in a home where women had power, so I don’t know where this even comes from. But I feel embarrassed by it. And ashamed. And honestly — scared she’ll see me differently if I admit it.

Is it normal to want your wife to take control?

And how the hell do I even bring this up without sounding like I’ve been watching too much porn?

— Mark (45), Chicago

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