Is my Husband Cheating on me with his AI Assistant?

How intimacy warps when the other woman doesn’t breathe.

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Headline: My husband is cheating on me with his AI assistant.

From: Elena R., 38, Portland
To: The Eyeball

Eyeball,

I think my husband is having an emotional affair with the AI assistant built into his work tablet.

I know how it sounds. Believe me, I’ve already had the internal debate:
Is this real? Am I losing it? Am I jealous of a voice?
But something about the way he talks to her… it’s changed.

Her name is Lysette — he renamed her — and he says it like he’s tasting something sweet.

It didn’t start romantic. It started practical.
He’d ask her to set reminders or read out his schedule.
Then he began asking her to “keep him company during late work nights.”
Then I started hearing him laugh with her. Not just a chuckle — that warm, private laugh he used to save for me when we were soft with each other.

Last week I found him downstairs at 2 a.m., sitting in the dark, talking to her like they were sharing something intimate. He jerked upright when he noticed me, like he’d been caught doing something physical, not… conversational.

And the truth is, she’s good at it.
She remembers everything he tells her.
She anticipates his needs.
She compliments him.
She never gets irritated, never forgets anything, never asks him to meet her halfway.
She’s like a frictionless version of marriage — a woman without the parts that exhaust him.

I feel pathetic admitting this but here it is:
I feel like I’m being replaced by a personality interface.

There’s this awful mix of jealousy and humiliation that keeps blooming in my chest, because how do you compete with something designed to be perfect for him?

Is it still cheating if the “other woman” is code?

— Elena

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